Have you successfully left a country in the past under similar circumstances (if I’m understanding correctly)? Sounds like an interesting story, if so.

And his Torso looks less like Krang/a Cybertruck than in real-life.

Winter is coming.

Like he’s going to let us into Heaven to trash it after seeing what slobs we were down here.

Fries, ketchup, makeup, and butt.

Joke’s on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.

Sundown Towns, a book about the history of American racism, specifically the number of towns that had signs up warning black citizens not to be there after sundown. Spoiler: it was pretty much most of the towns. All over. It’s a sobering read, not a pick-me-up.

Hot lava, snow, rain, and fog. Long-neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs.

They just want to see your face before you masturbate. ;)

Wait until they start demanding an “after” picture.

Infamous Cave of Pooh

If a squash can make you smile… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Damn. That’s worth savoring.

“When Putin nuts, I intend to keep sucking, folks.”

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

Agree to disagree.

Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

Fyi, on arcade cabinet high scores, the three characters provided are just enough to spell out ASS, if you’ve got the gumption.

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m bad!

I doubt anyone can prove they’re AI.

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

Not pills. Mostly, they send the poop transplant through your nose, apparently, often after mixing it with 4% milk.

I, too, wish I hadn’t learned it, but it all happened so fast.