• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    Man the english language makes no sense.

    the sound in lose is the same sound as we are taught “oo” makes.

    Couldn’t a more straightforward language be chosen as the global one ffs

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      3 months ago

      My father (who had a PhD in English) used to tell me that “ghoti” was pronounced “fish”

      GH as in rouGH
      O as in wOmen
      TI as in raTIon

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        3 months ago

        How do you pronounce women? When I put those sounds together it makes more of a fush or fosh than fish .

        Or do you say fish different than me?

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        3 months ago

        That isn’t really consistent with English orthography.

        But you can write “pfysche”, and that would be consistent with English.

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      3 months ago

      There’s also loose and they sound the same but mean different things.

      Loose is when your pants is too wide.

      Lose is when the pants were so wide that you lost them.

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        3 months ago

        I think they sound different, loose ends with a curt “s” sound, while lose ends with a longer “z” sound.

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          3 months ago

          Interesting, I didn’t know that. FYI, there’s the phonetic transcription that saves us from using other words to describe a pronunciation.

          luːz - lose

          luːs - loose

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        3 months ago

        Lucy’s loose legwear lost latitude, leisurely lowering, leaving Lucy’s legs largely liberated. Lamentably, Lucy’s lost leggings landed listlessly, loitering lifelessly.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

        Man looking a thesaurus is fun Lol

        • Jojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3 months ago

          Ooh, also its accent, this is not a thing couplet for me

          Discount, viscount, load and broad,
          Toward, to forward, to reward,

          Nor it’s immediate predecessor,

          Banquet is not nearly parquet,
          Which exactly rhymes with khaki.

          Parquet isn’t in my vocabulary, but doesn’t seem to rhyme with khaki in any common dialect either way.