Hey, Paul!
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Heeeeres Johnny!
I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in
The OJ line of hatchets
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
Do Information Technology
Is this one of those hacking tools?
You are technically correct.
Yeah, it’s called a Widlerizer.
Must download the app to use hatchet
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
Reminds me of the movie Gothika.
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
Axe murdering your spouse/lovers is a rich and saturated film genre.
Shinning
Shhhsh! You want to get us sued?!
Get em below the knees!
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
I’m telling it something needs to be chopped in half.
Executives, prices, what’s the difference?
:P
“the axe made me do it”
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…