Well yeah, Palin at least has the MILF thing going for her. What does Jorkin Depeanus Vance bring to the table?
In all seriousness though, Vance is the scapegoat for how abysmally inadequate the nominee is. Never before has a candidate been so horribly inept and disappointing, so supporters were hoping for a perfect running-mate to pick up the slack.
I really hope your F in MILF stands for forget, because I sure as hell won’t even think about the other one.
Let me tell you about a little film, ahem an adult film, called Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?.
Oh God it includes a porn version of Bill O’Reilly… WHO ASKED FOR THAT???
My head canon is that Bill did when he wrote the check to have it filmed.
That explains that other reply 😅
😅
I dunno man, she seemed pretty nice in that documentary about nailing things.
I don’t know that, but I guess it might be porn?
I liked her in Iron Sky. What a great movie.
Iron Sky is such a guilty pleasure!
To be fair, that’s an extremely fuckable couch
“I would, but I’m not sure it’s dirty enough” -JD Vance
It voted for Dukakis…
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Based on the pic, has he started dipping into the bronzer?
Trump: “JD the reason people don’t like you is you’re too pale. Try this.”
Yeah I think he has. It kind of clashes with his eyeliner
I read a comment from some article somewhere and the quote was that “JD is the Dan Quayle of Sarah Palin’s”.
(There’s no apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun)
This is my favorite take on him.
This reads like a SAT practice question
He’s not allowed within 100ft of a furniture store. Has anyone checked the no fly list? Does that include schools?
Reagan, Bush, Trump
Quayle, Palin, Vance
The GOP is vanguard in the race to the bottom
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
JD Vance doesn’t wash his hands after pooping pass it on
JD Vance is a Republican.
Hey, let’s try to keep it civil, ok?
You think he cooks at all?
meth perhaps
It’s his wifes and she has yelled at him about it weekly for their entire marriage.
That’s grounds for divorce right there
He’s not even doing it on purpose. He always forgets because the couch is visible from the kitchen and it pushes everything else out of his mind.
spoiler
Internal monologue recreation:
man there’s a lot of dishes tonight. Better check if I missed anything in the living ro-
Couch:
exists
Vance:
That monster!
