Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
I had a female employee come to me to complain years ago. She had had a disagreement with an older male employee (thankfully not mine) some weeks prior, and since then, every time he walked by her cube, he’d pause at her doorway, fart, and then keep walking without saying anything.
She at least was aware of how absolutely ridiculous it was, but legitimately didn’t think it was something she should have to deal with. One of the stranger management issues.
I don’t know which one was right or wrong, but my god… that’s legendary level, hilarious passive aggression.
Pretty textbook workplace harassment but I’m not sure how you’d prove it. Tape him with a clearly displayed fart face? Be sure to label one of stills with a red circle and a line saying “fart face”
She wasn’t interested in suing, she just wanted him to stop farting in her doorway. I didn’t know the guy, so I started by talking to his manager, who talked to the guy. Sounds like he initially tried to deny it, but in a way that made it clear he was doing it on purpose. His boss was pretty clear that it wouldn’t be tolerated and it never happened again.
Some people are so weird and petty.
Some people never emotionally mature past 5 years old. Only sounds like something a kindergartener would do.
Agreed, and it’s sad. I mean, I work at a highly technical engineering company. Everyone has at least a BS, and this guy was probably in his 60s with 30+ years of experience. Yet here he was repeatedly farting by a woman because they had a disagreement. It shows you that age and education don’t guarantee maturity.
He may have felt (edit: finally) comfortable around her . . .
Keep your distance?
Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.
The copyright issues could be interesting.
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Profit.
Theres a band called the Toot Toot Toots:
https://youtu.be/0_pqvod-xOw?si=Xqwk2g1nVMbDSkhP
Personally, i think this song and music video slaps
It does indeed. Thanks for sharing this, and I’m now a fan. Sadly, they seem to have split up after rebranding as ‘Twin Beasts’. I found the album for this on bandcamp: https://thetoottoottoots.bandcamp.com/album/outlaws ; and the rest of the album is great too after sampling a few tracks.
That lead vocalist is mostly incomprehensible, but his voice is awesome.
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
More of a shart post at best
Thanks to the third toot.
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…
I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much
Test toot!
Ah really?! I can smell it from here!
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Another benefit of working from home.
I said “beep beep.”
I’m a sheep
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woosh (the ‘tweeting’ analogue on Mastodon is ‘tooting’)
Wtf
WFH
That’s an HR complaint
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
Lmfao. I mean…as much as this boss is the fucking man…this is pretty fucking major disruptive behavior in a workplace.
If the post were real and it was actually a tic, it’s not like he could help it.
That’s not my point. My point is that it’s disruptive. Whether or not he can control it is a different topic.
The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
Then she shifts her body to one side.
