I love horror but apparently I don’t vibe with a lot of recommendations I find online.
I’d seen so much hype about Event Horizon and I absolutely hated it and didn’t find it scary. I just watched Late Night With the Devil and whole it was definitely enjoyable, it wasn’t the least but frightening. I also just watched Let the Right One In and really didn’t like it. It also was not a horror movie in my opinion.
I will say one of my favorites is Sinister or the first Conjuring. Sinister for the stomach twisting dread and suspence throughout and Conjuring for the same.
So, what movies do you find to be the scariest?
I don’t consider many horror movies genuinely scary. The ones I have, at various times in my life, been actually in some way frightened (or at least shook) by, in no particular order:
- The Exorcist (The Version You’ve Never Seen)
- Hereditary (a masterpiece in my opinion. Free upvote literally every time I see someone recommend it)
- Blair Witch Project
- Paranormal Activity
- Ouija: Origin of Evil
- It (miniseries got me as a kid but Chapter 1 is good too)
- Lights Out (not the entire movie but it has its moments and overall a good style)
- Candyman (original)
- Poltergeist (original)
- Autopsy of Jane Doe (another poster reminded me of this one!)
- The Taking of Deborah Logan (for like one scene but IYKYK)
- The Dark and the Wicked
- The Orphanage
- Terrified and When Evil Lurks were both solidly unsettling at least
- Event Horizon (though I know you didn’t like this one)
- Conjuring 1-2 and Sinister too, all at least solid spookies.
Note that this does not mean these are the only GOOD horror movies. There are LOTS that I consider masterpieces that just aren’t strictly all that scary.
Can I ask what scared you about The Exorcist? Assuming you watched it as an adult and are not highly religious; otherwise I get it. I watched it for the first time a few years ago after seeing it regularly called one of the scariest movies of all time – maybe my expectations were too high but I found it almost comical.
I saw it when I was in my early twenties and I’d never seen it before. But tons of pop culture had made jokes of everything in the movie and I expected it to just be a laugh.
The film did such a good job developing dread and helplessness that I forgot all about the jokes.
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Plus the spider walk scene hits you in the face like a hatchet.
Oh I agree that they’re not the only good horror movies, there are so many out there that are good in other ways and many of which I absolutely love. But I’m really just looking for that something to keep the lights on at night, lol.
Thanks for the list! There are a few I haven’t seen in there, I’ll give them a try :)
I’d love to hear your thoughts on anything new you try! Or if you have opinions on items in my list, even.
- The Exorcist (The Version You’ve Never Seen)
I’ve never seen this version? But I have read the book and eugh. It’s horrible in a sort of losing bodily autonomy way.
- Hereditary (a masterpiece in my opinion. Free upvote literally every time I see someone recommend it)
This one sat with me for a long time and I swore immediately after watching it that I would never watch it again. And now I absolutely love it. There are a few bright moments that really freak me out, but the tension and build up is so good. Chef’s kiss to this one.
- Blair Witch Project
Haven’t seen!
- Paranormal Activity
One of my favorites! I know this one gets dragged for being campy(??), but I think the original did an excellent job of building suspense and dread.
- Ouija: Origin of Evil
Mike Flanagan is one of my favorites and this one is a lot of fun. Not as high in my list as others, but still a good time.
- It (miniseries got me as a kid but Chapter 1 is good too)
I need to rewatch the miniseries, but I wasn’t a huge fan of the more recent movies. I think the actors were all great (especially for Pennywise), but it felt like it was trying too hard? Pt 2 seemed to realize they’d never match the book and it ended up being more funny than anything.
- Lights Out (not the entire movie but it has its moments and overall a good style)
- Candyman (original)
- Poltergeist (original)
- Autopsy of Jane Doe (another poster reminded me of this one!)
- The Taking of Deborah Logan (for like one scene but IYKYK)
- The Dark and the Wicked
- The Orphanage
- Terrified and When Evil Lurks were both solidly unsettling at least
These are all being added to my list!
- Event Horizon (though I know you didn’t like this one)
Bleh. Lol
- Conjuring 1-2 and Sinister too, all at least solid spookies.
Love these movies. I would add the first half of Insidious as well.
As for my list - I’ll throw that in a separate comment soon enough :D
Wow you have some fun ahead of you. And from what you’ve said, despite a few (strong) disagreements, I think you have great taste.
The Exorcist Version You’ve Never Seen just adds some deleted scenes back into the mix. A common complaint is that it escalates too quickly as a result, but damn if it didn’t stick with me.
Blair Witch is a real divisive one but if it hits, it hits RIGHT.
Paranormal Activity is in my pantheon of game changers. It’s not perfect (Micah can fuck off forever please) but the way it established the day/night safe/scary cycle only to violate it at the end was a master stroke.
Ouija is just the best creepy Flanagan film for me, but I think my favorite of his is actually Oculus. I love that it’s legitimately trying to avoid the pitfall of dying from dumb decisions by starting off with “let’s study the shit out of this evil”. I also adore Doctor Sleep and Haunting of Hill House.
The It miniseries scared the hell out of me as a child so I can’t promise it’ll be as good now. I thought Chapter 1 was really solid and creepy but the second one dropped the ball really hard.
I am too lazy to change the formatting, but those are my notes on the movies I’ve seen this summer… some of them I remember better than others, and I’ve definitely forgotten to include quite a few on here.
[V] Late night with the devil - 7/10 Fun, unique
[V] Barbarian 5/10 - Ew, asshole characters
[V] Talk to me 7/10 - unique, uncomfortable
[V] Hell House LLC 7/10 - fun, scary
[V] Smile 7/10 - didn’t need the ending, excited for the sequel
[V] The menu 9/10 - dread, uncomfortable
[V] Anna and the apocalypse 7/10 - fun! Sad!
[V] The descent 6/10 - strong people, ew
[V] Event horizon 0/10 - ew, ew
[V] Train to busan 10/10 - terrifying, great characters
[V] Underwater 7.5/10 - claustrophobic, unique
[V] The cleansing hour 7/10 - unique, funny
[V] Sputnik 5/10 - ((can’t remember))
[V] Freaky 6.5/10 - funny
[V] Longlegs - undecided. But maybe 8/10? Dreadful
I think you and I share a fondness for the lightweight spook-house style like Conjuring, Smile, etc. Just in it for the freaky.
Blair Witch
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I’m glad I knew the ending was disappointing before going in.
It hit on a very specific fear of mine that I have difficulty putting into words. The fear of developing a fear or maybe the fear of becoming superstitious?
It’s an interesting movie. In a lot of ways it’s annoying or underwhelming and not much actually happens, but I actually loved the ending.
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The way the entire film, from the lore that was set up in the early interviews, was all brought together instantly in a single iconic five-second shot blew me away. It stuck with me for a long time.
May be Apostle? It’s one of the memorable ones among recent horror.
Annihilation is great cosmic horror.
The scene with the bear…
I really enjoyed Pandorum and The Babadook.
The Ring remake (not the original Japanese one) takes the cake for me. I couldn’t sleep the first nor second nights I saw it.
If you like the supernatural/demon ones, check out The Autopsy of Jane Doe. I loved it, the tension is absolutely perfect and a fantastic cast to boot.
Added to the list!
Ooh great call
If you want something a bit different, seek out Threads. It’s on the Internet Archive (here, in fact)
Not a traditional horror film at all, it’s set in the north of England in the early 80s (depending what n where you’re from, the accents might prove a challenge!) and shows the ordinary people of a small city gradually coming to terms with escalating tensions between East and West, which result in all out nuclear war.
And then we get to see the actual on the ground nightmare that that would be. Not in a showy Hollywood way but in a grim, horrifyingly real feeling gritty British drama way. Bleak isn’t the word.
It’s something that’s never quite left me since I saw it for the first and so far only time some years ago. Truly disturbing, and not fun at any point after things start getting serious. Brilliant though.
I’ve seen this one recommended a bunch, but I always thought it was a documentary. Interesting. I’ll give it a watch.
Some of it is presented like a documentary, but most is done as drama. Hope you enjoy it (although enjoy isn’t the word!)
I enjoyed High Tension.
- The Descent
- The VVitch
- The Shining
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
- Audition
can recommend Coherence
A Tale of Two Sisters is one of the only movies that has genuinely scared me, some great scenes in it.
Saw that at the cinema when I came out, scared the hell out of me!
There is a particular type of emotion which “The VVitch” and “Hereditary” get absolutely perfect. It’s actually not really my favorite type of movie; it’s not particular scary, per se, but it is just some stuff that is really awful that you don’t want to see. If you don’t want that, they may not be good, but if you vibe with that particular emotion they are hard to beat for it.
The HBO “Chernobyl” miniseries is absolutely straight-up horror. It has pretty much all the elements of a perfect horror movie, except it’s (with tiny exceptions and artistic licenses) all 100% true.
“As Above, So Below” is fairly good “normal” horror of a fairly unspicy flavor.
That’s honestly all I can think of that really does it well. Horror books in my experience are far better. “The Shining,” “Pet Semetary,” “Night Shift,” and “Skeleton Crew.” Also lots and lots of HP Lovecraft; the “Dunwich Horror” collection is wonderful.
Hope this helps.
Oooh yes. I’m with you and the other commenter that that particular feeling of dread is really really great. Hereditary, Midsommar, and VVitch definitely all fit that bill. I’ve heard the same for Lights Out, so I’m going to give that a go too.
Also Chernobyl is so so good. I’ve seen it a few times now and oof.
All films from Robert Eggers with his debut “The VVitch” and Ari Aster with its debut “Hereditary” are highly recommended although not all films are 100 % horror movies.
How’s Chernobyl scary? It’s just life man
There has got to be a term for the particular type of … restlessness(?) that movies like VVitch and Hereditary inflict. It’s not exactly horror, but a distinct discomfort that I can’t quite name. Talk To Me also got close for me but not as far as Hereditary.
I would say the term “dread” comes close for me.
This is why I liked Longlegs so much. Not scary, but damn that movie made me uncomfortable.
I watch a lot of horror but that managed to unsettle more than anything in a while.
Suspense?
I liked Noroi: The Curse.
No jumpscares, but really quite unsettling
Megan is Missing (2011) is one of the most horrifying films I’ve ever seen. Fair warning though, the last ten minutes are excruciatingly painful to watch. It is not for the faint of heart.
In the gore porn genre Cannibal Holocaust (1980) and Hostel (2005) are vile, but so pointlessly gorey the actual horror (the brutality of men) is almost entirely lost.
Funny Games (1997), or the 2007 American remake for those who don’t love subtitles, is another unnerving portrayal of ultra violence. It’s not gore porn, but is graphic. The original version’s pacing will make you squirm in your seat.
Hush (2016) and Creep (2014) are two of my movie-night-with-friends films. Still very much about the human monster, but not overly graphic and prefers to build by making the viewer a partial participant. You have to be a certain level of broken to enjoy some of the others on my list, but these two are disney movies compared to Cannibal Holocaust.
My vote goes to The Vanishing (1988).
