Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I’m a monster
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
Can u get pregante…?
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
single tear rolls down cheek I’m sorry, but i must do it…
smegnog
God damnit. That’s beautiful
Question: what is smegma?
Ear piercings.
smegma ballz hehe
ask your mother
a foul substance of dubious origin
Baby mice
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
Adding this to my drunken vocab
“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”
Too formal.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
