no affect
Blocked, deleted, reported
Crushed, shaken, stirred
The bond’s Name. James Name
Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife
Cause a trolley problem
I do. With verve!
It rolls, kills all 6 tied up people, and everyone onboard.
JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!
sorry for yelling
“Did you just yell ‘America!’ when you pulled the lever?”
“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug
I was waiting for someone to post this version.
Here’s a real-life version: https://youtu.be/bO-vVzDRHYQ
Damn, i believe you. How long did you wait, 20 years?
Very succinct. Though a little outdated in our post-qanon world.
I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I’ve caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I’ve caused. I get to ride that joy!
Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…
Yes. Because it’ll make the clang-clang noise when it goes by me.
See, if you pull the lever halfway, you have a chance to derail the trolley. No one ever mentions that.
TOKYO DRIFT IT BABY
*effect
No, I kidnap some people and tie them to the railroad tracks
Pull lever to wave to trolley
If you pull the lever the train takes slightly longer, annoying the people inside.
Fuck yeah, LETS GOOOOOOOO
Nah, that would take, like, effort, man.
I mean I would have fun sending it on a little detour, but I worry that if the switch is no properly set at the point where the rails merge back into 1, the trolley might derail. The drawing of that point looks like a mess, too.
