Ring of Ringing. Causes wearer’s ears to ring. When removed the ring itself begins to ring.

Getting booted from Coast to Coast didn’t do him any favors.

Seraphina

The Overton Window is set in an abandoned lot. The house burned down a long time ago.

It was, but Oklahoma passed a law saying tribal lands couldn’t use postal addresses and had to use PO boxes instead. Then they passed a law saying you needed a postal address to vote.

I came here to chew bubblegum and vote against my own interests.

And I’m aaaaaaalll out of bubblegum.

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Dril and XKCD, together at last.

The Murmuring is a really good slow burn horror piece.

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.