I have aquired the bread and the milk.

Tax^^^(idermy) the rich!

Ugh… Victor Gishler…

Round bowl:

Could someone in England do themselves(and the world) a favor and shove a doorknob down that man’s malodorous gob?

I do not disagree with you on that.

This is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked.

Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.

If I had to pick a comedian?

Wyatt Cenac.

What kind of preparation would Jon Stewart have to be a good President of the USA? other than being famous?

He has shown that he has the very necessary ability to say, “I don’t know.” And him being famous for what he does has put him in the unique position to follow it up with, “But I know some people who might…”

He has also demonstrated the very essential ability to listen when the smart people (and Doris Kearns-Goodwin) are talking.

Do I think he would be a good president? No. He’s very much a liberal capitalist that worships the status quo we had under Clinton.

It’s just that he demonstrates the qualities of a good leader that people are searching for in these demon days.

Meanwhile, Sean over at Hello Games posts a single emoji and 30,000 nerds cream their jeans.

Bill Clinton fully admits to smoking weed in college.

You can play everyone’s favorite game, “What the Fuck is this Movie Supposed to be About Again?”

Basically, he agreed to back off, and NATO agreed not to call in its 11 trillion in American debt that it was holding on to.

As soon as we get AI toilet paper, then we’ll finally start making a profit!

That second album really was incredible.

Also, “Why?”

But more in the the “Why didn’t we setup the microtransactions for mods when we had the chance?”

The irony here is so pure and uncut that it is toxic within 20 meters.

What a fuckin’ Monday, huh?

We ain’t French! Get a deep fryer!

They really do look like massive dorks now.