Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn’t flip an unwanted shrimp at me?

Why does it have two tails as hands instead of the little hand/feet things they have?

oh my glob a shrimp frying rice??

wait a second i think i know that shrimp

First the eggs started frying rice and now the shrimps, holy hell :0

no fucking way

Exactly. Imagine being born with 2 tails instead of arms and still being a cook. That’s dedication.

A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God’s own truth, that the sea’s very own abominable and chittering roach was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice?

Fookin’ prawns!

Shrimp really fried that rice

“How was the hibachi restaurant?”

“Crazy. Shrimp fried rice.”