Susan Horton had been a stay-at-home mom for almost 20 years, and now—pregnant with her fifth child—she felt a hard-won confidence in herself as a mother.
Then she ate a salad from Costco.
Horton didn’t realize that she would be drug-tested before her child’s birth. Or that the poppy seeds in her salad could trigger a positive result on a urine drug screen, the quick test that hospitals often use to check pregnant patients for illicit drugs. Many common foods and medications—from antacids to blood pressure and cold medicines—can prompt erroneous results.
If Horton had been tested under different circumstances—for example, if she was a government employee and required to be tested as part of her job—she would have been entitled to a more advanced test and to a review from a specially trained doctor to confirm the initial result.
I wouldn’t expect you to.
lol lol so sad
Do you usually write comments with the expectation that they aren’t to be understood? Lol
not by you
Hmm…well, it’s clearly not just me. Seems like nobody has any idea what you were going on about, lol
Then why bother?
Because there are non-degenerates out there that the anecdote will land with.
So you’re aiming for a popularity contest?
You mean, the definition of Lemmy atm?
Nope doesn’t seem like it. Seems like everyone thinks you’re an arse.
Oh Nos! Reddit rejects think I’m an arse. Whatever will I do?
You seem nice.