“The press is so dishonest in this country, it’s amazing,” Trump said. “Now, I didn’t mind because frankly I was pretty sure that’s what they would do. CNN was much more honorable—the debate we had with Biden was a much more honorably run debate.”

I felt better about the one where I creamed the senile old guy. The one where a younger, Black, WOMAN was awful.

He also said that the full context of his quotes on Charlottesville make it clear that what he’d said was “absolutely perfect.”

It was a perfect phone call!

Nevertheless, Trump claimed the evening had gone well for him. “I’ve been told I’m a good debater,” he said. “I think it was one of my better debates. Maybe my best debate.”

You’re right, you’ve never done better. Way to go, shithead.