• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Police: points at conservative “We have ample evidence to support the theory that he’s been doing all of the crimes. All of them. Every last one in the book. Just crime after crime, every day, their entire adult lives.”

      Civilian Bystander: “Wow, officer. That’s crazy. Do you plan on arresting him?”

      Police: “No, and you’re under arrest for asking stupid questions. Now, where’s your dog so I can shoot it?”