Hey what I do with my muscle mommy machamp is between me and her. You stay out of this
Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.
Hey, I’ve seen this manga.
Alright, let’s get this over with:
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Gardevoir
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Lopunny
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Primarina
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Salazzle
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Goodra
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…Ditto
Umm why isn’t Gloom on the top of this list?
Gardevoir
Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.
Sleeping with your Ralts:
There’s no laws against pokemon Chris
I think it might depend on the State you live in, honestly. Especially when we’re talking Ralts (I image searched that shit).
You forgot Vaporeon.
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Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
Machoke me daddy uwu
no
Machoke Meowth
no homo before bed and you’re good to go
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU
Watched muted. Message still received.
Well, that’s gonna fuck with my recommendations…
Why is the internet so fucked up?
Because it’s made of people
Somebody has to educate the younger generations!
Mr Mime.
Dreamy
Wait until he takes off his power belt.
Heresy
I just like to be the little spoon
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god…
so i herd u liek mudkipz…
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho