Had to be done.
Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.
Mushroom mushroom 🍄🍄
My exposure to these badgers was a “banana phone” music video, so I always hear that when I see them 🍌📱
snaaaaaake!
Oh it’s a snaaake.
Fuck yes! Username checks out too 😂
Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won’t stop.
The American Badger doesn’t look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.
Now let’s compare European and Australian native wildlife. Europe just has been beating their native populations down for millennia. No surprise they’re embracing all of the societal controls.
Or American and Australian possums
But what about the Honey Badger?
Honey badger don’t play
Ain’t nothing to fuck with.
Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
It doesn’t give a shit
My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
Honey badger does whatever it wants!
UHF references are always a nice supplies.
Mushroom
Mushroom
Eeek! It’s a snake! A snake!
Badger
Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.
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Edit: 🍄🍄
🐍
Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.
Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
wot wot
also they walk really funny (the european ones)
The badgers, too.
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
Counterpoint:
Top vibe:
Bottom vibe:
And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He’s got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait…he’s changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.