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And then on the map one of the states is Gay Texas LMAO
WOKE LIBERAL america be like
- wokelahoma
- they/themessee
- nonbinary dakota
- transylvania
- hannah montana
- lesbiana
- kawaii
- gay texas
- north and south queerolina
- washington H.R.T.
I’m just gonna leave this here with no further content…
“Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work”
to this day I still occasionally mutter “it never ends, this shit…”
@HotWheelsVroom Lmao, I also like that one very much
“It’s functions include… …being all ass backwards fuck”. MagicalBut I’ll still add another great one - Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes (https://youtu.be/xOVQPtuKRs4)
The system specs tho LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
System Specifications:
- Makes the most irritating beeping noise you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
- Fucks up everything else you hook it up to
- ‘Scans for receivers’, whatever the fuck that means
- Flashes random fucking words and numbers on the display screen
Without a doubt:
Revolt forecasted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJwHZVl5Buk
Oldie but a goldie; Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
It’s just so amazingly on point
I love the entire “Autistic Reporter” Series for some reason lol
How do I go to prison??
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work. Replace by Sony by Apple and it still fits perfectly.
The MacBook wheel comes closest
The wheel. Reinvented.
God, I fucking love you, Onion…
“I’ll buy anything that’s shiny and comes from Apple” 👌
Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.
We will be watching to see if it catches on in the business world where people have to accomplish things rather than just dicking around.
I know about it only because someone dubbed it in Polish many years ago
I don’t know if it really counts since it’s a full series, but Porkin’ Across America is really fucking cursed.
I like the Taliban guy telling the 911 conspiracy guy that 911 was real.
I discovered this one recently
Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda
