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minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agoThis reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoGross, where? Specifically, where?
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·edit-211 days agoFirst of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey. Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid. Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoYou think the foot job would have gave it away.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days ago1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/ 2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent. 3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoDude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.
1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.