I mean, this is a cute meme. But it does seem to illustrate why playing dirty scores points while playing “by the rules” is for chumps and suckers.

Vance is a very effective sleaze. His smear of a migrant community in his home state has been devastatingly effective at stirring up a lynch mob. People are casually rejecting any semblance of truth, because “Black man ate my dog!” is this statement that resonates among his supporters and among the ambient racist fucks that are looking for someone to pander to them.

Calling him a couch fucker appears to have a better track record at deflecting his racist critiques than trying to get to the “truth” of his bigoted remarks. It forces him back on the defensive and alienates him from those same racist fucks to which he’s looking to gin up turnout.

Yep, fuck facts. Orange chimp dip shit started “fake news” with earnest and they should suffer for it.

He also has to stay 500 feet away from furniture stores at all times.

JD Vance said he was able to cure himself of couch chlamydia using a home remedy he invented that involved tree sap and some indian spices he found in his wife’s kitchen spice rack.

When he was then spotted showing couch chlamydia symptoms, he claimed that he got reinfected a second time, but this time it was from Democrat secret agents that infected him for political persecution.

This is the quintessential stereotype of ‘the left can’t meme’, wall of text and all, lol.

That’s why he puts on all that eyeliner. It drives the furniture wild! 😍😍😍

JD Vance (or at least his staff) called the mayor of Springfield before they said anything about it. The mayor told them there was zero proof that it was happening at all, then Vance went ahead and said it was happening anyway.

I would argue that the couch surfing/fucking was verified more than the immigrants eating pets story because no one officially said that it was false before it was spread.

I just think it’s fucked up that JD Vance likes to bite the heads off of live rats.

I heard he entered a sectional while the family recliner “ole brown” sat and watched helpless. The utter disgust i say

I think we should call his office and demand compensation for the couches of ours he fucked.

JD Vance puts out $5 in quarters when he visits a restaurant and each time he thinks the waitress fucks up, he removes $0.50. The remaining money is his tip at the end of the meal.

While I do find this funny, I think it might make it more difficult to tell true facts as true when looking at the extreme shit these awful people say and do.

We do not know for a fact, that he did not do this.

Hey, if I’ve gotta make up stories to keep fascists at bay, I’ll do it!

A vote for JD Vance is a vote for an America where every new vehicle sold will be upholstered with rich Corinthian leather.