some drumsticks, some wings… beaks, whatever makes sense…
Ugh… this reminds me of the time I spotted some hotdogs tucked into a non-refrigerated endcap at a local store. Since they were already room temperature (and as such no longer food safe) I just left them there with the assumption that the staff would clean them up after hours. I went back to the store about a week later and noticed the hot dogs were still there.
having worked in retail, ain’t got no time for that
Who doesn’t have time for a hot dog?!
The $7.25 an hr employee
currently working in a grocery store. I hardly got time to piss
Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?
Yep if you’re comment is good enough they’ll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.
Hides the chicken behind something because he’s embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮
Probably played reverse Easter with that tray of eggs once the camera cut out
Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don’t care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?
The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?
In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn’t make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).
Not because he’s embarrassed, but because he wants employees to suffer.
I’d picture him as the kinda guy that would just make his wife do the shopping. Then if he had to he would make her set up a Walmart grocery pickup and berate the worker while the poor soul loads his groceries in the back of his pickup truck or whstever.
And he would lose his shit if his wife dares ask him to pick up period products and sulks at the discount furniture warehouse with those nasty cheap couches, where the manager looks the other way if you slip him a $50.
I bet he doesn’t even use the bed of his pickup
This post is misleading. Vance has never personally set foot into a grocery store. Why would he? They don’t sell couches there.
I bet he’s been fooled by patio furniture displays at a grocery superstore at least a few times while he’s been out on the prowl. One of those might even be a part of his project 2025 support origin story.
Didn’t you hear that all the furniture stores trespassed him? He’s moved on to violating rotisserie chickens.
He’d open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn’t want it. If JD can’t have it, no one can.
He also ends every shopping trip with “hold on I forgot something” while the cashier’s asking for his credit card, then wandering off for 10 minutes.
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.
This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.
Here’s the idiot eating McDonald’s while visiting Japan’s Prime Minister.
Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.
Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.
Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.
“this will show that politician whom I dislike a thing or two” 😈 writes comparative fan fiction
i just don’t understand why these politicians think they can walk all over us an’ commit blood libel with consequences like these
He definitely fucks the chicken.
Went to Walmart the other day. When I went to check out, and passed by the impulse buy soda fridges, one of them had a bunch of random items from other parts of the store crammed into it. Frozen stuff, boxed stuff, even a few non-food items.
“Looks like someone didn’t have enough money for all the things they wanted.”
It’s interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he’s distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.
As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he’s really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what “mainstream” conservative discourse is, and where it is headed – as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.
Walz lets you cut in from of him.
Jimmy Dean pays an immigrant $3 an hour to shop for him and tells them they’re ruining the country when they return with the food.
Politics aside, what would you do if you see a person behaving like Vance in that screencap?
I’d probably try to get in their way and talk them out of it, blocking their path with my hands, but I wouldn’t stay long enough for it to become a real confrontation. As soon as I feel he is in the mood for fight or screaming, I reduce myself to leaving him and reporting it to store workers.
I’ve seen someone leave a whole raw chicken in the freezer on top of the ice cream and I pulled it out myself and asked him if he had any respect for anyone else.
