What a ham
Adding pineapple to pizza is like using A1 on steak. Just because people like it, doesn’t mean it’s right.
get a life. You’re Getting worked up over what other people are putting into their bodies, not yours. So chill and get a life.
Damn, you guys are overly sensitive about your pineapples and A1. What I did is what’s called a “Joke”. I couldn’t care less what you eat.
You joke about being annoyed? What’s so funny about it? Seems more that you’re just annoying. Maybe you should learn these things called ‘jokes’ and this thing called ‘sense of humour’ so as to know how to be funny.
You are commenting on a post joking about being angry about pineapple on pizza… This is a very well known thing to joke about. I’m confused as to why this concept is eluding you.
The seriousness you’re taking that the ‘joke’ wasn’t laughed at. Clutch your pearls harder.
I’m not upset that people didn’t laugh. I’m concerned that they couldn’t recognize it as a joke on a joke forum.
I put the meme’s caption into an image creator just for the heck of it.
Jeez, the caption didn’t mention anything about the pineapple being in a state of terror as well. ai needs to calm down a bit.
Some NC-17 shenanigans have happened to that pineapple.
Ah yes. Everyone knows what the Italian-Americans thought about this historic atrocity. But it seems that people rarely ask what did the pineapples think about this. Now this is a new perspective!
That’s almost worse than getting whacked with college (aluminum) baseball bats!
Poor Joe Pesci!
People who know.
The ending of that movie still haunts my dreams.
That does not look like the style of clothing worn back then so I will call it faked, but the jist of it is still hilarious.
I don’t think there was any doubt
Actually, it was a Canadian invention, and we’re sorry.
I’m going to have pineapple pizza tonight just to spite you all
Pineapple pepperoni and red onion for the win.
Pizza Hawaii is a Canadian invention by a Greek immigrant, who was inspired by Chinese cuisine to put a South American fruit on an Italian dish, and it’s most popular in Australia. How can you not love this?
and it tastes good.
(although my fav pizza still is anvhovies)
Four cheese woth anchovies and bacon is a banger!
I’d trade the bacon for some spicy sausage with some nice chillies in the sauce for some kick but it sounds like my kinda fun.
Or it would if I didn’t have the weird idea of going mostly vegetarian… The only addiction I can’t beat is any kind of fish sauce (like nuoc-mâm, oyster sauce, etc).
Fair play, thats the beauty of pizza being able to mix and match shit.
Maybe go pescatarian instead if you cant give up the fish?
I don’t even like fish that much, especially when cooked. The texture gets kinda gross and the taste is at best ok.
It’s just the fish sauce. Even the mere smell is kinda fascinating. Like when you put smth smelly on your fingers and can’t help but sniffing them.
I’ve come to accept it as either a limit to my commitment or an inconsistency in my stance.
Likewise, once or twice a year I’ll treat myself with some quality offals which I miss way more than steack. Last time was some heart and liver soup kinda like phò.
I think the next thing to fix on my diet is cut off cow cheese since it implies making and subsequently killing veals every year.
And someday I’ll build a halfway decent pizza oven in my backyard n_n
Also calzones are harder to make but very underrated.
It’s a Mr World Wide of Pizza. Excellent.
I saved this image to send to a friend who likes pineapple on pizza. Just waiting until a little later in the morning to not be a jerk for sending too early.
You’re a good and considerate friend, personally I’ve never believed those nasty rumors.
The pineapple criminal said it made him laugh. I told him I’ll always be available to tell him he’s wrong about pizza.
Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?
It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.
Pineapple + jalapeños + pepperoni or chicken is where it’s at
This place in town used to make a pizza called “the umami”.
It had pineapple, candied jalapeños, bacon, parmigiana, pesto swirls, and a little mozzarella on an olive oil base.
It was sooooo delicious
That does sound amazing
Hot + sweet is really good.
Yesssssssss! Sweet heat is where it’s at. And as a bonus, my pineapple-hating family won’t steal any of it.
try it under the cheese, its magical.
Pineapple and jalapenos is bomb. Also with black olives
Because true pizza doesn’t have fruit on it or something like that
except tomato, of course. … and possibly olives. … and sometimes pineapple.
Most of the time is an overly hyperbolic joke. I do not like pineapple on my pizza, I don’t particularly care if others do, but it can be fun to pretend like it’s a huge problem on the internet.
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Ham and Pineapple pizza is great
If you like pineapple, I’m sure its great. If you don’t like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder
Olives are great tho
But what if I like olives and pineapple.
Settle down, Satan.
Settle down, 3 year old.
Because it’s not heckin traditional!
The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.
Coconut cream? Great choice!
(Jokes but no jokes, I do this IRL)
For your personal safety, don’t ever set foot in Rome /j
Doofus. I make carbonaaaaaaaara the authentic Italian way. Pretty much.
I don’t use guancale because I can never find it in the store, so I mix it up with Oscar Mayer hotdogs, pepperoni, and some crispy bacon. I don’t use eggs because who’s got time for that shit, so I mostly use mayonnaise. Bucatini and other fancy pastas are for losers so I sub in some tater tots instead of the pasta. And Pecorino Romano is expensive so I generally use Easy Cheese spray and crushed up Cheetos. I don’t add cream, but I do add ketchup which does much the same job. And peas because they give that pop of color and flavor. And obviously some hot sauce because otherwise it’s a bit bland. And some pineapple for that Hawaaaiiain/Italian fusion vibe.
But basically it’s an authentic carbonaaaaaaaara just like you get in Rome. Oh, I like to hit it with a good old splash of A.1. Sauce because why wouldn’t you? I love A.1. Sauce.
