Remember what Gen. Patton said and why they capped him.
Oh for fuck’s sake, we’re doing Patton conspiracy theories now!? He died from injuries sustained from smashing his head in a car accident, you weird Nazi!
All famous people who died in cars are actually alive. Even if they’re super old! Isadora Duncan, James Dean, Paul Walker, Grace Kelly, Princess Diana… all alive.
Oh for fuck’s sake, we’re doing Patton conspiracy theories now!? He died from injuries sustained from smashing his head in a car accident, you weird Nazi!
All famous people who died in cars are actually alive. Even if they’re super old! Isadora Duncan, James Dean, Paul Walker, Grace Kelly, Princess Diana… all alive.