• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who’s the alpha dog in the office.

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      I read half of that and thought “Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?” then finished and realized you’re calling everyone to start doing that.

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      1 month ago

      Didn’t that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?

      Not only that but Google search won’t return his name now…

      We know Jeffrey Toobin

      I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference…

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        1 month ago

        Huh, came up for me. Granted, I’m also using SearXNG, and most of the good results read as coming from Bing and Yahoo, but the first few results are from Google and relevant.