• metaStatic@kbin.earth
    44·
    2 months ago

    Yeah, and they could get vitamin supplements instead of sucking my blood.

    I mean not MY blood, I never go out in the sun either but you get the idea.

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 months ago

      I like to pretend that my inability to tan and only get sunburned is because really I’m a vampire. Unfortunately being that pale does not seem to increase the amount of vitamin d your body produces in sunlight :/

    • bizarroland@fedia.io
      15·
      2 months ago

      I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.

      Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?

      It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.

      • crowbar@lemm.ee
        3·
        2 months ago

        Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
        4·
        2 months ago

        You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes…

        I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.