Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.
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1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf
Yes, I’d like one slice of the cake-ass please. No box, I’m gonna eat it here.
Nasty🤮
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Never liked egg whites, tastes like cold snot to me, hence, this picture upsets me.
I do enjoy the yolks tho.
Nothing a little smoked paprika can’t fix.
And garlic salt.
Heresy. Only sweet paprika is real paprika.
This is … poetry…
Briemelet
The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.
This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn’t eat an entire cake.
In one sitting.
YOU’RE NOT MY PARENTS
That’s called a tortilla, right?
I’d refund any tortillas if they were like this.
Missing garlic, onion and patato, but pretty close to it.
That… Actually takes some skill to do
Isn’t that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?
Isn’t it more like… Steamed eggs?
I don’t even understand what I’m looking at.
🥚
an omelett, but the eggs haven’t been stirred
I find this incredibly funny, still laughing, yet I’m not sure why
Oh, ok, I thought it was the various ingredients. I zoomed in and finally figured out it was merely different shots of the same thing.
I just keep imagining the faint outlines of the yolks and I burst into a fit of giggles.
Just eggs cooked hard in a skillet.
They say anyone can cook. But that doesn’t mean that anyone should cook.
