If he’s going to spread baseless rumors about people, then he should be scrutinized too. Maybe attention should be drawn to the fact that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Or Ted Cruz was a notorious creep on campus. Or if we want a new one, how about… Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.
The man is a fucking ghoul.
If he’s going to spread baseless rumors about people, then he should be scrutinized too. Maybe attention should be drawn to the fact that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Or Ted Cruz was a notorious creep on campus. Or if we want a new one, how about… Ted Cruz likes jerking off to images of JD Vance fucking couches.
While imagining himself as the couch?
God no, he isn’t gay, he just likes to watch.
Also, I wish people would stop saying JD Vance fucked a couch.
JD VANCE NEVER FUCKED A COUCH!
It was just hand stuff.
Yeah, we all know Lindsey Graham is the couch.
Do couches have gender?
They are feminine. They are comforting, soft, and every home is incomplete without one.
A bench, those are masculine. They serve their purpose and offer no real comfort unless you get the angle just right.
Ted Cruz was Epstein’s favorite Congressman. They both just love kids.
I heard a rumor that Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the warm feeling between his legs.