Instead of shooting up schools imagine if Americans shot up industrial sources of litter
We had one of those near Buffalo NY.
It was totally unrelated to litter, but…
People that litter are human trash.
Lets make bags out of jellyfish!
Let the jellyfish out
It’s really easy to tell the difference. The jellyfish is the one that hurts you immediately when you try to swallow it and the plastic bag is the one that causes problems in 1.5-3 minutes with catastrophic problems around 10 minutes.
Not if you’re a sea turtle. They eat jelly fish and are immune to their venom
I’m not as dumb as this dumb turtle suffocating in american
Easy. Replace the turtle with more plastic bags.
turtles eat jellyfish?
Yep for some species it’s their main food source
huh. live and learn.
i guess for other species it’s pizza?
Only while they’re adolescent.
You need the calories for the growth spurt, also to keep up with the ninja training
Also imagine being in the water with all those jellyfish the turtle didn’t eat.
I mean I can tell the jellyfish apart from the plastic bag in this example, so maybe those turtles just need glasses.
You’re outside the water now. You have get inside the water then try to find the difference.
glub glub glub glub
I can tell the jellies are on the right and that they’re in the genus Aurelia. Seems like a skill issue
Wow that’s gotta be a record for fastest evolutionary change in response to man made disasters. Good work jellyfish!
Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic
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Save the trees, eat the beavers!
Now imagine you’re a hungry sea turtle.
I already do that every day. What’s next?
The soft calls of the quetzals wake you. You’re finally free. The idea of ragebaiting and news of the American Election Cycle is nowhere to be found.
The warm Caribbean sun shines on your shell, maybe a bit too warmly. Time for a dip in the ocean and maybe a light snack.
Instructions unclear, I’m crying uncontrollably