DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.
To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren’t high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.
A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages
Ehehehhehe, turducken.
I bet Aphrodite would taste divine.
She’s stuff in Hades ngl
Would definitely stuff her
I’m not sensitive to mythology. Couldn’t care less about any of them, 100% atheist. But… are y’all meat eaters okay?Deaming what sentient, and often benevolent kind creatures would taste like is just wild.
While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried
You won’t eat beef, but a literal messenger of the god would be fair game? I know this is a silly hypothetical, but I don’t understand these metrics at all. 😂
You know how you can tell someone is an atheist vegan?
It’s called “mortal comradeship”, thats why the birds, bees, and squirls sit with me during lunch.
(this entire thread is humorous and I believe you are obtuse)
Flying spaghetti monster feels quite obvious
Beyond that I’m vegan so I’d eat snacks off Aphrodite’s belly, therefore snacking upon Aphrodite
A nice Caribbean Faun curry sounds delicious.
I would most prefer the Tyrant (the judeo-muslim-Christian God) because nothing tastes better than vindictive spite.
Allah can turn things to ice, and thus would be mint flavored.
Allah choclates…🤤
I loved swordfish steak the one time I had it, so I’d bet that Scylla, Charybdis, or the Kraken would be quite good.
Oh, also The Kraken is quite tasty.
Spiced rum? Have to try sometimes.
A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?
I’m a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.
a golden apple from?
I’m not picky.
A golden apple enscribed with “kallisti”.
Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.
Bro’s gonna get to the great beyond and experience horrors beyond human comprehension for this one
I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.
I’d say Idun’s apples for the immortality, but those aren’t a deity/being, so I guess Idun? Maybe that works too
Prometheus Liverwurst?
Ironically, the best.
Wow… Legit. All you can eat too. Just stop back tomorrow.
