Different kinds of hits, but… goddamn. I saw a guy in a rugby game take a full-on elbow to the face while running full tilt and go pinwheeling to the ground… and the game continued without so much as a comment from the announcer.

Proverbs 11:10

Chai latte. With or without espresso, depending.

“Inefficiency and bureaucracy are inherent in a centrally planned economy.”

I mean… I’m pretty sure inefficiency and bureaucracy are inherent in any system that includes human beings with free will, so…

Look Around You

Hell yeah, Ocean Man.

ReBoot had a ton of these, but I’d really like to play the Mad Max-inspired racing game where cars range from the size of go-karts to armored semi trucks and 747 front ends mounted on tank treads.

Also, not a fake game, but a fake game accessory, I’d like to play with the Nintendo Power Glove from the movie The Wizard that is actually good and enjoyable to use.

It’s plausible for the PS1, though.

Global Thermonuclear War exists in the form of DEFCON.

I don’t want a dime. I want. Two dollars.

Never forget:

Wwweeeelllllll…

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the infinity d4?

I don’t get it I don’t get it Idon’tgetit…

Okay, but what’s going on here?