Happy [object Object] birthday!
Sorry, I only throw parties for a NaN anniversary
NaNiversary
Nani?!
I’ve been 20 years old for a decade, my mother said it’s over this year, might switch to that
Having a
0
as the condition for a ternary operator seems redundant.Mb it’s a regex trying to match
4
or04
. Idk why make age a string, tho.
A friend of ours was approaching her 40th birthday. But she only admitted to having a “round” birthday, and even forbade her kids to talk about mommys age, even though we made a big production to learn her age with trick questions and all. And then we told her that if she keeps mum about her age, we’ll just guesstimate it.
That’s how she got sent loads of cards for her 50th birthday. She was a bit pissed when we arrived for the party. And then we handed her the real cards for her 40th.
That just sounds dumb on her part
Women have “??” Birthday after what, 25?
10/10 title
Can I have an interrobang candle?
What is meme zar?
Yay you are unicode encoding error years old!
I might have turned to vampire at around 21
This is for when your wife/girlfriend turns 40, you use 4? Instead so it looks better.
But that could imply anything upto 49. Better do ?0
Or it implies that she’s 4.
thorty
I know a couple people who’ve been ? years old ever since they turned 30.
When you have A joint party with a 2 and a 20 something year old you can break out the regex:
27?
Office birthday party.
It’s extra-insulting, because they paid more for a ? candle rather than just asking you.
I think they’re implying that it can be rude to broadcast someone’s age, since some people like to be private about it.
They you just put 25 and call it good.
Or “25?”
Maybe it’s for asking questions, like “420?”