How do magnets work?
What are birds? We just dont know! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Y2hVe_bw
so mycology is a made up science?
I love this post. Thank you.
“live saving”
What do you think he’s refering to?
1-up mushrooms
They can save your current progress without pausing. Isn’t that easy to understand?
They’re just very exited, give them a break.
eat psychedelic mushrooms, kids. they’re good for ya!
But we know what they are - they’re mushrooms.
But he did just teach us about mushrooms!
Thats so badass
Isn’t there a conspiracy theories that the shrooms are a hive mind secretly guiding humanity’s evolution into godhood?
Do you mean the stoned ape theory? Never have seen it interpreted in that way, but it’s weirdly comforting and I kinda want to believe it now. Makes humanity feel less lost when there could be some fungi buddies looking after us, secretly manipulating us into becoming better beings.
You don’t teach about mushrooms, you get the mushrooms to teach you.
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Fun fact: Every mushroom is edible… at least once.
What’s an immortal mushroom look like? And how does it, like… Work?
It looks like dirt. Or, depending on your perspective, a forest
How does it work? Imagine nanobots created to control nature. It connects to all the plants, creating little tubes to exchange nutrients and electrical messages between them, in exchange for a nutrient “tax”. Split the network in half, and now you have two. Put them back together, sometimes even entirely different species of mycelium, and you have one.
How do they reproduce? All the ways. They range from 2-8 distinct stages of lifecycle. Sometimes they have haploid reproduction, sometimes they recombine their own genetics, sometimes they clone themselves. Sometimes they have more than 2 parents.
Sometimes they have extra special forms like truffles that only come out in certain conditions. Sometimes they have multiple variants of mushrooms with the same genetics. Sometimes they possess multiple distinct sets of genetics
Mushrooms are just the sexual organs of the mycelium… Sometimes they spread based on time, or based on moisture, or just when they feel like it. Sometimes they don’t have mushrooms at all
Mycillium does everything in every way, their spores can literally call down rain and they choose what plants live and die. It looks like they have language based on analysis of the electrical signals running through them.
The more you talk about them, the more insane you sound
A web of mycelium that permeates the ground and constantly regenerates itself, occasionally producing visible fruiting bodies.
It’s “immortal” only in the sense that an organism with distinct genetics doesn’t die of old age, but fungi aren’t really individual organisms like we are.They’re more like the Zerg than the Terran, or Protoss, that’s for sure.
So basically as long as they SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS… They just keep going. Lol
Warhammer Orcs are fungi.
I’ve never played that game. I’ve been interested in it, but I don’t know anyone else who is, and I live too far from public games. Besides, public games for D&D have always been kind of meh for me, and I assumed it would be about the same for 40k.
If I see a fungi constructing additional pylons, I’m gonna be back here with some words.
“You must construct additional Pylons.”
Mushrooms = The Creep, Confirmed!
Edit: Arachnids and Myriapoda are sus.
Ever since watching the latest season of Clarkson’s Farm, I can’t help but hear him say ‘space penises’ any time I read the word mishrooms…
Hah yes what a wacky role model that man is. What a lovely avuncular figure in all of our lives. What a boon to mankind.
Are we really calling that racist homophobe who rails against road safety and assaults people a “role model” of any sort?
Oh sorry I thought the sarcasm was obvious. He is a wretched man and I hope he dies soon in tremendous pain
The fun part is the sort of people who do like him will upvote my comment because they are stupid.
Reading it again I can see the sarcasm oozing from it, but in the context of the comment before which seems a more sincere love of the guy (not least because it demonstrates someone actually watched his post–Top Gear content) I thought it was worth pointing out what a horrible human being Jeremy Clarkson is.
I honestly don’t know how I feel about his Top Gear castmates. On the one hand they seem much more genuinely good people from their own actions and content outside of Top Gear & its spiritual successor. On the other they did seem more than willing to get back on board with him even after he committed assault (on top of all the other shit).
I think Hammond and May are actually real life friends of Clarkson. And that generation tends to not abandon a friend because of social pressure. Personally, I would have a beer with May and Hammond anytime and anywhere. But Clarkson would be a pass for me.
But who knows, they are all actors and are pros at being what they are not.
I think I’d have a beer with the guy, I think he’s a giant prat but just because I dislike someone doesn’t mean they can’t have positive qualities mixed in among the bad. What he’s doing right now is actually somewhat positive for farmers in the UK and if I met him I’d at least want to re-enforce the less shitty behaviour.
Featured there is Amanita Muscaria, which isn’t really that poisonous. White Amanitas are lethal, never touch those, but with Muscaria you could have some fun.
Some even theorise that the reason Santa is red and white comes from Amanitas, basically a siberian shaman got fucked up on shrooms and climbed down the middle pole of the tent to give everyone else shrooms as well. Which is why Santa comes from the chimney and gives colorful presents. :) (Or so some people have theorised, I’m not asserting it as fact lol.)
edit and also reindeer love chomping on amanitas, and amanitas are associated with feelings of “flying”. and the way these people would get high is that the shaman would eat a lot of shrooms, then after he got high he’d piss in a bowl and that piss would get people really high.)
White Amanitas are lethal, never touch those, but with Muscaria you could have some fun.
These are my favorites because of their common name. Destroying Angel.
Fun fact: the survival rate without treatment is about half, but that goes up to ~90% if you get treated quickly. However, it can still destroy your liver. The toxin is thermostable so cooking doesn’t break it down. It is excreted in urine so a lot of the treatment consists of pumping you full of fluids and making you pee a lot. There is no actual antidote to the toxin.
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Few weeks ago I read up on A. Muscaria, picked up a couple in a local forest, decarboxydized them in an oven and drank tea with 4g of (poorly) dried mushroom. 3 days before sleep.
Holy mother of fungi, it’s like having an antidepressant that, you know, works. Deep sleep duration increased from 10 to 19%. Walking up in the morning felt normal. Weed consumption dropped roughly by half.
Only after three evenings, effects are felt four days after, although waining.
I’m just a noise on the Internet, my words are worth nothing. But read up on the mushroom, it’s definitely something different from what people think it is.
Hope you addressed that to people in general.
I’ve dried and made tee as well. Was rather soft. But it’s very hard experimenting when you’ve no idea of potency or dosages. For me at least, even though I tried getting a good buzz and drank quite a large dose, the effects were rather mild. Noticeable and pleasant, but not too strong.
At least for one there was not a similar sort of anxiety liberty caps give. They are really potent though, so it’s a bit different.
I might collect an amanita or two actually not that they should be somewhat in season. Although I might be late already.
… it’s very hard experimenting when you’ve no idea of potency or dosages.
This.
Fun thing I bumped into a few weeks ago: the guy who’s credited with inventing LSD tried a bit to see how it worked and how it felt. But he had no idea just how ridiculously potent LSD is. I forgot the exact numbers, but I do recall the ballpark. So he had a Fermi-estimated 100 μg while he only needed like 10 μg for a good time, so not only did he have the first known LSD trip, he had the first known bad trip.
I call bullshit on that one. Santa is red and white because Coca Cola drabbed him in their colors for a marketing campaign and it catched on. Before that Santa was usually portrayed in white and green.
Coke may have (re)popularised them, but they didn’t originate them, so the Siberian shroom santa is still technically possible if not plausible.
Although it may seem a fortunate coincidence, the use of red and white colours for Santa’s outfit was not a homage to Coca-Cola’s brand colours, but rather was inspired by the Bishop’s mitre clothing which may have been worn by the real St Nicholas
https://www.citma.org.uk/resources/the-story-of-santa-and-coca-cola-blog.html
Fair enough.
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