• Aabbcc@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    You’ll jump through any hoop to say the voters should have drank more piss instead of saying the piss should have cleaned itself up

    I don’t just mean Gaza, I mean democratic candidates need to find a way to excite rural voters by giving them an actual path to financial stability

    Your parable doesn’t even make sense, the election wasn’t lost by educated people refusing to drink piss, it was won by republicans by getting uneducated voters to happily eat shit thinking it’ll give them super powers. (I mean educated on the issues like “what is a tarrif”)

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 days ago

      Don’t get pissed dude.

      you’re not supposed to drink the camel piss. Hell, you weren’t even supposed to drink the bucket of shit!

      You should have drank the pond scum. Would have at least bought you a few days until you get some help for dysentery.

      But you decided to eat the sand. You poor dumb bastard, now you’re drier than turkey jerky.

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        6 days ago

        Sorry I didn’t really read your story

        You should ask the pond to be less scummier

        Also I’m not American, and if I was you don’t know who I would have voted for

        You poor dumb bastard

        Cringe. There’s no other word for it. This makes me cringe. It’s cringe worthy.

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        5 days ago

        Your own metaphor is a hopeless quagmire.

        You DON’T drink the scum. You purify it by pulling only the essential water from the filth, leaving the filth behind.

        So even in this mess of a parable, of your own concoction, you’re getting it wrong. The key was for the Harris admin aka the puddle, to understand that humans cannot survive on toxic water. The only way to survive is to remove the pathogens.