It’s canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.

Yeah and you can buy a rattlesnake plushy in a can at the western store downtown.

Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.

Amazing.

In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009

Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.

Someone’s buying a jar of farts.

Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up