Ahh, there’s still good in the world.
Are we being punk’d?
I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼
That and The Onion could never outperform info wars in terms of absurdity… Still…
Hello, Based department?
This is such a funny dream. It would be really funny if I wake up and this turns out to be true
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
Oh this is great. I can’t wait to see how it turns out. I truly hope there are some confused idiots when it switches over, although they’ll probably believe everything and not recognize that it’s satire.
Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.
It’s America’s Finest News Source!
How wonderfully appropriate!
The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron
Eee! They named the parent company after the evil corporation parent company in The Onion Movie! That makes me unreasonably happy! 😂🥰
It was originally created for the satire book Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America’s Finest News Source
This is some next level meta.
Poe’s Law is gonna hit hard.
I initially thought this was going to be an onion article, but here we are. Class.
This is great
it’s hosted on the onion, and i’m unsure if I’m eating it.
infowars is down, I think its real
“…they [Infowars] strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.”
What a fantastic read.
Honestly using Infowars to raise awareness of gun violence in a satirical way with help from Everytown is such a middle finger to Alex Jones and I’m all here for it
I was hoping for Cards Against Humanity to do it, but this is just as good.
