Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoAmerica's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagueslemmy.worldimagemessage-square231fedilinkarrow-up1765arrow-down122
arrow-up1743arrow-down1imageAmerica's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagueslemmy.worldLifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square231fedilink
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·14 hours agowhat ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·14 hours agoprobably in the other room fucking the couch.
minus-squareB312@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoWhat with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agothis should catch you up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUfzu5UJjQ
minus-squaretektite@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 hours agoJD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing! Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squarevarjen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·12 hours agoJD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.
minus-squarevividspecter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 hours agoYep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 hours agoIn this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.
what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days
probably in the other room fucking the couch.
What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
this should catch you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUfzu5UJjQ
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.
Yep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.
In this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.