They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…
Standard plan:
- 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)
Premium plan:
- 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
- Ad Free!
Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)
- Mouse acceleration toggle
- 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
- Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
- AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
- Cloud backup*
*Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.
Edit: formatting
$10 for unlimited scrolling!
How long could a mouse take to reboot, Michael? An hour?
Thanks Satan
And it will anti cheat a little on the cheap tier when you play games.
This hurts to read.
No, you can’t disable AI, because “people want that” ™
At least this provider gives unlimited free scrolling!
Business idea: The mouse manufacturers play the middle man in the click economy. Users can add an extra “click safety” package for $3,99/month, which prevents them from clicking on ads/misleading content. “Good” and “ethical” advertisers can get in touch with the “business communication” office of the mouse manufacturers to buy exception deals, because “their ads are okay”
I’d just get a mouse that doesn’t have this bullshit before paying for this. I’ll buy used if needed. I’m not subscribing to a fucking mouse.
move those decimals over one.
Add a free tier and base it around gacha mechanics.
Every now and then there’d be a duck hunt bird flying over your windows and it would stop turning only if clicked. This is accumulative, meaning you being AFK gives you two, three ducks flying over your desktop, up to the arbitrary limit of 255.
Ah yes and once you’ve reached max duck you get a 90 second ad for essential oils or you’re free to click all the ducks.
This is why you do what I do and use a trackball.
I’ve had mine since 2004. I’ve replaced the cord 3 times, and designed a 3D printed replacement scroll wheel for it. It’s still going strong.
That’s some dedication. Respect
Thanks. The T-BB18 is definitely bigger than the modern m575. And even though I don’t have huge hands, it is still more comfortable to me. I made an ergonomic stand for it, too. Totally copied the concept from one somebody did for the m570, but it had to be bigger and have completely different mounting.
It’s all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it’s the new norm.
Is scrolling extra?
This is close enough to reality that I’m irritated.
It’s reminding me of the 3rd party utility apps on the Apple Store.
They seem to have ditched “limited features for free” in favour of “nothing at all until you subscribe, first 7 days free”
Close enough? Ma dude, Logitech really wanted to do this shit, but has to backpedal after getting massive flak.
I didn’t believe you so I googled it and you are correct. For fuck sake…
Quickest way to make me DIY my own mouse.
idk I’ve been thinking about getting the standard plan. 10k clicks isn’t much, but If i quit Leauge, then I think i can get by. And I can’t stand the ad supported basic tier anymore. I can’t take one more ad for that crypto exchange
It is often fun choosing to read “clicks” as “dicks” due to how similar they look. Imagin’ you getting 10,000’s of dicks via LoL every month.
10,000 dicks a month from lol is rookie numbers, honestly.
In a row??
At once.
your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.
Third party clicking cartridge detected. Please purchase a supported cartridge from Logitech, or our partnered retailers.
☹️ but i cant click to subscribe.
You can, but it’s 10 cents a click!
You can only click after watching
3511 ads.Data pack work like that, the page to order the data pack doesn’t cost anything to reach.
I would assume that the app would have click working
Just buy a second mouse. C’mon dude, it’s like you’re not even trying to pay!
puts dollar near CD drive
it actually takes it
Holy shit.
I have a CD drive!
What will Premium Plus get for me?
How do I click an option when my clicks are already used up? 🤔
Tab over to it and hit Enter
hits TAB
New window appears saying I am out of key presses and to select a payment option
Better hope you don’t run out of screen minutes.
We bringing back anytime minutes
Your CPU will soon run out of available clock cycles for this subscription period. Please purchase additional clock cycles, or upgrade to the unlimited plan for only $299 per month.
well then you’re just a deadbeat user aren’t you? did you forget to pay for your gpu fan spins too? you’re gonna cause a fire, you irresponsible broke-ass dummy.
The mouse works only in upgrade windows
You need to buy another mouse to achieve it of course.
Is it HP mouse?
The image is of a Logitech MX master. But yes the meme is very HP coded.
It’s based off a very real Logitech statement.
I’m aware. But Logitech backed down on it. HP wouldn’t have.
The worst thing about this image is that it literally took one of the best mice on the market. Albeit this is a version 1, and no longer being sold.
