Like, we’ll probably find out that eating boogers actually makes you immune to select illnesses or something crazy like that.

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    8·
    4 days ago

    We find out we need douchebags because our their assholery emits some kind of pheromone or something that repels imperialist extraterrestrials

    Edit: some series did something like this, right?

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
      1·
      4 days ago

      some series did something like this, right?

      Dicks fuck assholes, chuck. You know what’d happen if dicks didn’t fuck assholes? You’d get your dicks and pussies all covered in sheeyet.

    • Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      4 days ago

      We need douchebags already so we can feel less of a bad person while the one next to you is being an ass. Lol. Keyword: feel.

    • Luke@lemmy.mlEnglish
      5·
      4 days ago

      I’ll take the imperialist extraterrestrials, they’re probably gonna be easier to mobilize humans in opposition against than the terrestrial imperialists we have now.