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Does an iron put out enough heat? I’m legit curious.
Probably, it’s probably quite inefficient though.
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You can do ironed cheese sandwiches,* so they get plenty hot, but most modern irons will turn themselves off if they’re not moving for more than a minute.
*Assemble the sandwich on top of a generous piece of aluminum foil, heavy duty if you have it: butter on the outside, cheese on the inside, sourdough with cheddar is excellent but white bread with American is what the kids expect. (Don’t get too creative with additions until you have a good sense of how long to melt the middle without burning the outside.) Bring up two foil edges and fold that seam at least twice, making it flat as possible against the sandwich and able to channel any escaping butter towards the ends rather than just seeping down onto the ironing board. Then fold the ends as well. Maybe you better put a second piece of foil on your ironing board just in case. Put the iron on top heat but turn off the steam. Iron the sandwich on both sides, starting with the seam side and then doing the bottom, until it smells toasty and delicious. Only move the iron enough to hit all the corners and also keep it from turning off, and don’t press hard.
you work with what you have
Modern problems require modern solutions
Modern problems require homeless solutions
WHY ARE YOU IRONING CLOTHES WITH THE SOUP STOVE?
“And the cook of the year award goes to…” not you
I’m making it with pine cones and fallen leaves, I’ve been reading frugality blogs.
You could add the mushrooms you find in the woods. :) And don’t forget the Pine Needle Tea.
This is honestly modern genius.
After that we’ll flip some burgers on this thang
sick. I bet it leaves nice grill marks.
Name a bigger fire hazard
Drunk dabs at 1 am with a propane torch with no auto shutoff
The human torch.
Is this what “I can’t afford to fix my stove” looks like?
Clearly an AI photo, and at first I thought “Well, of course only AI would be dumb enough to do this.”, but then I remembered I grew up in Florida and realized civilization was a mistake.
Oh gawd I fell for it. It’s the right amount of blurry that was common on the early internet so I didn’t question the hazy details.
Shoep
Soup: Fortified with Iron
This physically hurts to look at
I wish you the most wonderful day and pleasant night.
Safety first, the chair is protected by a seatbelt!
This has a vibe to it
Somehow this isn’t as bad
