Wife? What’s that? My Wi-Fi isn’t free, though.
You should install OpenWRT then
OpenWRT still relies on proprietary firmware for WiFi to work
Please no body shaming here. Our wifives can be a little chubby but please do not imply that they are bloated it’s the love (and packages) that we receive that truly matter
My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.
Insecure?
We prefer the term “public”
Being freely used by all of my neighbors
You must mean WiFi.
Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I’m begging.
Thier wife =/= software
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me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)
Honestly, I’d love a FOSSWIFE.
New type of hotwife just dropped
I am the wife.
Unrelated, why aren’t there more women in Linux spaces? We’ll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven’t read the comments in this thread yet, I’m sure they’re all completely uncontroversial.
We need more information to reach people. So far I’ve only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).
Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn’t like it and express their opinions openly.
I am the wife.
So are you or your wife free and open source?
Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren’t women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I’m afab nb
IRL Linux spaces are a thing, just look for a local keep meetup or something, they’re everywhere.
looks at comment section yep you’re right, ew
A fellow linux girl!!! It’s nice to not feel so alonee
there aren’t more women in linux spaces because of The Creature
what is the creature? I don’t follow.
That’s just my mother in law.
baduum tss
An actually helpful answer is that there is a creator on tiktok called offlain who makes a series of videos called “try not to get scared scariest stories”. The series has a rotating cast of characters such as Mr teeth, the meatworm, evil knife guy, the fuck you guy, Jeffs the killer, and The Creature. The creature is a cow that the narrator is scared of. Here’s a popular The Creature story: I am so excited for the movie, I exclaims with excitement. But little did I know it would be a feature, a creature feature. Featuring… The Creature."
maybe not cis women.
heteronormative assumptions
You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.
I have done research into this protocol.
oh! it’s you!
The person on reddit that starts all comments with “well actually,”
Can I have an autograph?
It’s spelled, “well acktschually,” and yes, I am free for an autograph m’lady.
Too “I use arch BTW” to tip your " fedora"?
I’ll see myself out
because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male/not cisgender women.
Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s
edit : added “not cisgender women.” I really don’t want to start a thing about this statement, it’s to align with the pendant that replied to this post.
You mean to tell me https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks aren’t women? Fooled by Rule 37 again.
they are probably non cisgender, and that’s as far as I’m going with this statement.
I was being cheeky, lol. Thanks for the update. Was not intending to come off as trying to start a serious conversation about gender identity. I debated throwing a /s but figured the rule 37 reference was enough.
OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat
Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife
In chess, right?
Right?
Didn’t she get them fired for that?
What a bitch
One of the devs she was complaining about got fired. The blowback hit harder though. She got fired, her (former) employer and her personal blog both got DDOSed, and she received a shitload of graphic death threats.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/03/pycon-2013-sexism-dongle-richards/
That’s so uncool. They should be sitting next to that OP so they can share in the humor.
Sad 😔I committed
var lock
That robot looks uncannily like Mark Zuckerberg.
Why yes, I 3D printed her parts myself.
Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don’t own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.
But she does own you
Nah bro
Female bad
As long as she is up for it.
That would be DRM you corpo shill!