I’m born in 1975.
I’m fucking sunk. :)
I’m having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It’s fun. Really. :)
The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).
I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.
Same
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
I refuse to
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
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Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
Time is a human invention.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
Found Emil Ciorans lemmy account
The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?
It’s quarter to nine. Time to have a bath.
Time is invented.
But the number of cesium atom oscilations are a fact, not invented.
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
Are the years metric?
it’s me sink.
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
It’s the same for us (India): “Sink” for the kitchen one and “washbasin” for the non-kitchen ones.
In the US we call bathroom sinks sinks as well. I’ve heard basin before, I wouldn’t be confused by it, but it’s not really the standard.
Prior to reading this I may have assumed “basin” referred to sinks that are standalone on pedestals as opposed to ones built into counter tops.
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
Math is hard
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
Only 1900s kids would understand.
