Statutory rape is rape, too. If the fat fuck sues, Epstein’s list is relevant discoverable evidence to AOC’s truth defense. I will call that fat fuck a rapist every day until he sues, so that I can serve discovery on his stupid ass.

Clarence thinks he should only count as 3/5ths of a person in the census. He doesn’t even get mad when Trammel Crow calls him boy.

Looking forward to another Moore tornado, but with no warning sirens. When people die will the prosecutors have the nads to come after these dumbshits?

Was the NRA the official sponsor of this moment of self defense or did Glock outbid them?

It took 20 years to catch the unabomber, and he was only caught because his brother recognized his writing and turned him in. That was a high profile case with a repeat offender so had way more resources thrown at it than would be thrown at a case of “I lost my fingers to a firecracker in a decoy wallet that I stole.”

Yeah, which party do the congress fucks that oppose spending money on modernizing belong to? But Fox won’t draw that connection for their viewing public.

Finland slaughtered them something like with a ver lopsided ratio in the winter war. The Finns are pretty white.

In 1992, I caught an eight year old pickpocketing my friend. We were 4 18yo males from Texas. So I am holding this kid a couple feet off the ground trying to decide what the hell to do with him. My friends didn’t really know what to do either. He was struggling pretty good, but not enough to get free. His mom came rushing over yelling something unintelligible, so I just threw him at her, and they took off running.

Depending on who is doing the polling, I’m not answering truthfully. I don’t want proselytizing and I don’t want to risk getting sent to any Aushwitz that they are building. I doubt I am alone.

The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.

Were Auschwitz and Daschau tourist destinations or are we on our way to being worse than the Nazis?

My grandfather was Finnish, so that seems like a natural choice, but I would probably say Uruguay because it seems like a nice relatively affordable place and I could improve my (terrible) Spanish (i don’t speak any Finnish).

Hey, guys, I don’t think Jesus would approve of cuts to Medicaid and Medicare, but keep pretending that you are holier than me.

Don’t say it or you’re an anti-semite. Shocking that opposing the murdering and starving of people is antisemitic.

I would be happy of your stocks got a new basis every year. The delta between the old basis an the new basis is ordinary income and you owe taxes based on that income.

Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they’re indoors and you are in the parking lot.

America was pretty great when the Great Galveston hurricane hit, so we need to recreate that scenario. Still the deadliest storm in U.S. history. Maybe that record can fall? Imagine Katrina, but with no evacuation.

I’m pretty old, so I still speak Dan Rather / Tom Brokaw English (American?). Might have a touch of Walter Cronkite even, although I was pretty young when he retired. I have no skibidi toilet, but I like to misuse it in the hopes of killing it off with my uncoolness. I am definitely excited about the world going to Ohio in a handbasket.

I gues we shouldn’t have made fun of moron for thinking Georgia was Alabama. Disrupting climate change tracking is just an added bonus for super petty grudge holder. Prosecutorial immunity for elected officials was a terrible mistake.

Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.