The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
I mean, this place is filled with a bunch of missionaries asking if yove heard the good word of Linux on every Microsoft Windows post lol
God willing, everyone converts to linux soon
I’m not sure I’m capable of going back. Once your eyes are open to how much has been taken away from you…it’s like being a slave and running away to a free location.
Who is Zeus
Depends on which distro has the most children.
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Debian as this old stoic lovable grandfather who, at the end of the day doesn’t want any drama and just sit in the corner and enjoy his days
What is Sid then?
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Arch or arch devs never told me to kill anyone because they’re not a white, straight and cis male using arch.
Therefore it’s not a real religion, as every religion needs to have murders without reason.
this pretty much… i think. I still don’t fully grasp unix surrealism
Me neither, but I do enjoy it
Some evenings, when a piece of code I wrote compiles on the first try and it all seems so straightforward and simple, I feel blessed by the Spirit of the Machine.
Foss for the Foss God!
Forks for the fork throne!
Idk why but I love this post haha
The only good religion, I’d say.
You are forgetting Knights Templar, Crusades, Inquisitions. Worth mentioning, all of these ended in failure.
Aren’t the Templars still kicking about? Or is that just in the conspiracy theories?
Linus is God’s god.
What are arch commoners pray?
We pray for pacman to deliver as he often does.
All hail to pacman!
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
scripture
amen
If this is your take after your annual Xmas Magic Mushrooms trip, you need to take more shrooms
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
That’s Fedora, really, Arch did cool packaging and bailed
Don’t be silly, the Linux community has never told me to hate someone just because they’re differen… Oh.
And besides, there’s no arcane practices or secret knowledg… Oh.
Carry on.
Linux from scratch is atheist?
LFS is a weird fundamentalist sect.
Faith without works is dead
Linux Distro from Scratch, LDS. 😜
No, mormon.
Of course not, they also need to pay tribute to our Lords and Saviors Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds and make reverences to our supreme god Tux.
It’s just that they make all of that with extra steps.
