It’s a weird one. Brief background: in a D&D Spelljammer campaign I’m playing a character who’s a plasmoid, a sort of intelligent ooze. Every once in a while she expresses frustration with the fact that the other members of her party insist on having bones since they get in the way of so many potential solutions to the problems we encounter in our adventures.

I recently generated some songs to try further pushing her anti-skeleton agenda, Embrace the Flow and Hey, Be Slime Tonight, and they’re both firmly lodged in my head now.

Stupid bones.