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Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I’ll take the fucking W when I see it.
It hasn’t been nice
Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don’t really care which way it happens.
I would love to see the fight over the wealth.
I hope he is genuinely scared.
I hope we see videos of him sprinting to his car.
Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.
The inventor of the Segway died because his Segway drove off a cliff. I wish Elon a happy selfdriving holiday along the edge of the entire Grand Canyon. Come on Tesla! You can do it! Don’t forget to bring enough ketamine Elon!
It wasn’t the inventor it was an owner/investor. Just like Musk, he didn’t invent anything he just threw cash at things.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377851
People confuse investors with inventors way too often.
Damn. I love researching things before posting them, this one slipped through somehow.
Thanks mate!
The real tragedy of 2024 is that Matthew Perry and Elon Musk’s fates were clearly switched somehow.
Plans are afoot somewhere out there hopefully
Didn’t VP Trump come out on his side already? Clearly President Musk has nothing to fear.
People who think they’re ‘moral and just’ that wants Elon Musk to die, are the same people who wished that Thomas Crooks didn’t miss.
And those same people decry Republicans as ‘toxic’.
Both parties are just as toxic, just a matter of degree.
Degree of what?
Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?
“Hitler is just a chill guy” - time travelling centrist probably
Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?
We can explore this fascinating philosophical question through dramatic means.
(Deadpool 2 after credits scene shouldn’t really be any spoilers but what is a spoiler is a personal preference i guess)
lets compromise here.
so who can build a mysterious guillotine?
Nah the guillotine builder must remain unknown and the guillotine just mysteriously appears.
Is there an SCP guillotine?
Jim Bell
The Riddler’s anarchist cousin?
The Joker?
I propose a Rube Goldberg Machine guillotine.
i would be in favour of foregoing formalities and settling for a ‘backshot’ in front of a new york hotel
I say we make it more interesting this time around with a hammer. Idk, I’m just spitballing here for my own amusement.
Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.
That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they’re being petty or reciprocating.
I hate that humanity is so stupid and this actually works over and over again 😡
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Declare full-scale war over work visas like a mega-Chad.
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Be scared.
What a loser.
Nah, he doesn’t have anything to worry about from 99.9% of the MAGA.
However, as we the losers of the class war have learned, it’s the 0.1% that can get ya.
That’s king loser to you…
You mean Adrian Dittman?
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The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.
when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed
Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.
So most likely you will bleed out in the street
Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.
Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.
For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷
Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!
The adjuster part 2 the adjusters
I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.
Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.
