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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up125arrow-down13·23 days ago“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing. Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·23 days agoIsn’t it mostly a front anyway?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down3·23 days agoAs much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.
minus-squareBigFig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down11·23 days agoUh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
minus-squareLennny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·23 days agoNeoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·22 days agoStupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoTurns out neo- means old.
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·23 days agoDon’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·22 days agoTheir beards are so scratchy though!
“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing.
Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?
As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don’t have to deal with creeps who can’t take a hint on the regular.
Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame
Neoliberals probably commidicized that person’s personality.
That’s kinda their thing.
Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.
Turns out neo- means old.
Don’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
Their beards are so scratchy though!
Beggers can’t be choosers