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Doesn’t want to Lady & the Tramp that sausage, but wants to talk about it? 🤔
With the size of that thing, this would end in more of a french kiss tongue in throat kinda situation i think.
The sausage would be inside both people at the same time 🤮
both of you try to swallow it whole
Joel would do this
furiously takes notes
Which end is that going into?mustard is an interesting choice for lube
My original thought, too lol
Requiem for a Dream comes to mind…
bun to bun
That scene has burned itself into my mind 😢
Poor, poor Jennifer Connelly. :(
mustard is an interesting choice for lube
Ahem, according to https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette
Don’t…
Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18. Mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili are acceptable.
Is kraut acceptable? It better fucking be acceptable.
Good grief that link is a long list of gatekeeping BS for frikkin’ hotdogs. I hate ketchup on a hotdog, but it doesn’t bother me if someone else likes it. Why try to boss the world? Let people enjoy things.
After you take another country’s food and put it on plain bread, you must create many arbitrary rules for serving and eating. Otherwise someone else could add one more element and make it their own national dish instead.
People are bored and need something to feel special about.
That’s most of what we’re doing on this planet.
“Look at me! I’m a conquer!”
“Look at me! I don’t eat ketchup on my hotdog!”
“Look at me! I swear I’m just a little bit special!”
IT BURNS!
Not as bad as Tabasco. Or so I heard.
