TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzexternal-linkmessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down153cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1269arrow-down1external-linkKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzTheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square93linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·1 年前“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前And stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 年前Hot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前He looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”
“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
And stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
If only…
Hot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
He looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”