TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzexternal-linkmessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down153cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1269arrow-down1external-linkKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzTheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square93linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·1 year ago“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAnd stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoHot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHe looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”
“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
And stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
If only…
Hot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
He looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”