TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzexternal-linkmessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down153cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1269arrow-down1external-linkKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzTheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square96fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·3 months ago“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoAnd stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·3 months agoHot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoHe looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”
“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
And stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
If only…
Hot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
He looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”