late_night@sopuli.xyz to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 day agoI need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake againsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1766arrow-down18
arrow-up1758arrow-down1imageI need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake againsopuli.xyzlate_night@sopuli.xyz to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 day agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoHaving a dog helps too as you have a plausible excuse to leave and a conversation topic.
minus-squareiowagneiss@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoBut then I have to pay and care for a dog. I’ll just not put myself in either situation.
minus-squarevaryingExpertise@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27 minutes agoNeighbors’ dog that you’re taking care of for the week¹ works as well. ¹ no actual neighbors’ dog required
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoJust say you gotta shit then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 hours agoJust say you gotta shit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoThat does usually prevent future invites, too.
Having a dog helps too as you have a plausible excuse to leave and a conversation topic.
But then I have to pay and care for a dog. I’ll just not put myself in either situation.
Neighbors’ dog that you’re taking care of for the week¹ works as well.
¹ no actual neighbors’ dog required
Just say you gotta shit then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.
Just
say you gottashit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.That does usually prevent future invites, too.