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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Anon fixes Super Mario Bros

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Anon fixes Super Mario Bros

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • SpongeBorgCubePants@lemmy.world
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    That would certainly give me a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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      • beastlykings@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s a joke, because EA added crap to their games and defended it with those exact words.

        That’s why you’re being downvoted by everyone.

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    During COVID I beat smb1 for the first time. On Switch. Where you could rewind 😓

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      I beat this game back in the 80’s and I still don’t know how

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        In the 90s I beat smw so hard, all the dragon coins, all the secret exits, tubular, the palette change, etc. it took years. I was convinced there was still more to find in that game even when the gba version came out and I finally had access to walkthroughs. I’m pretty sure I consulted Nintendo power on a few things though

        I recently watched a guy play through the nes Bart vs the space mutants though and that was legitimately a like “no kid ever beat this”

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          Man, that, Battletoads, and TMNT. The NES’ Final Boss.

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    Is this for real or am I too tired to understand the point of the text?

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      deleted by creator

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    Recently I re-played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 on an emulator and did not feel ashamed by making save points everywhere to avoid re-playing the levels, I had time for that as a kid.

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      I use save function though but differently instead of saving everytime I breath I just save once at start of Level then everytime even if I take a single hit or Fall somewhere. I load my last start save no matter progress. That’s why it take me around 1 week just beat one game.

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      I get the urge, but I wouldn’t reccomend doing that on any of the later Wario Land games. They’re puzzle platformers, so (especially in 2 and 3) the punishment for messing up is the short window of time it takes to get back to the start of the puzzle.

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        I used save states on them also, I can’t remember if there were any problems with the puzzles.

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    No it should have 10-year-olds with huge tits /jk

    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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      I see you there Trump

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    Do we at least get a participation medal, or can we buy one?

    What other costly mistakes can we buy ourselves out of?

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    Thanks I hate it

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    So many comments about how it is meant to artificially extend gameplay, or motivate the player to continue.

    Could it not be as simple as the game cartridge only holds 1MB of game data max, and restarting the level from 0 when you die uses less valuable storage space?

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      ITT we don’t to know to program

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    I am slowly recognizing what I don’t like about modern gaming.

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      Is it the lack of people recognizing how great you are and how much money you have to spend?

      How about every dollar you spend a twitch streamer will be forced to say your name?

      You good now?

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        Okay? I was before, but I am now, too, thanks.

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    I’d go as far as to even implement a 1-Up mushroom cash-shop, $1 for five 1-Ups

    Anon invents arcade cabinets

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    Noita has a resurrection mod for this.

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    Green Mario and Metroid

    I’m triggered!!

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I’m just imagining a metroid coming down to suck the life out of Bowser

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      But no Zelda with Epona.

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    I never realized Mario is a metaphor for real life.

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    I use save states fuck that paywall BS

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      Emulators are great. Just found a Family Guy Game iso for PPSSPP after my original PSP died years ago. Now I can play with my favorite controller.

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    Gr8 b8 m8

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      Please. Please please please please PLEASE be satire.

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      I r8 8/8

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        Now that takes me back.

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