zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @[email protected]
ZuckFuck doesn’t make his net worth each year. So let’s compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it’s important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it’s like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
🤦♀️ yes
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
No not at all, but it is an admission that they know what they’re doing is wrong and they just don’t give a shit.
I wonder if he realizes that’s because no one around him respects or likes him?
Oh no…is someone taking your privacy?
That’s interesting…
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Good people don’t turn their backs on their ethics and beliefs for money, even if it’s a lot of money
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Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason “dildo” is way funnier than “you dildo”. Thanks for the laugh
With that hair he could pass for a hobbit.
Dildo Baggins, CEO of Meta
It’s the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism
Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.
There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those.
Mmhmm.
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
After all, he said age of privacy is over (or something similar).
Now that’s an amazing headline.
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
Zuckerburg says “Today I ate a sandwich!”
Nobody cares.
But wait…the full quote was “Today I ate a sandwich…of babys!”
People really do end up with the face they deserve.
No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn’t broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.
To the pain!
Hopefully we can also force him to use a 'murican hospital and have his healthcare plan deny paying anything. That would be fun
It is also still attached to his shoulders
Them stop talking Mark.
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