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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu.

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I'll take a liberal. Just 86 the tofu.

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Where’s the avocado?

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      On the toast.

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        oh, didn’t see it. Thanks! In that case, that sandwich is acceptable

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    the bald eagle in the chad-wich makes it especially crunchy & feathery!

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    Hey, you didn’t censor ch**se on the left. As a mouse I’m triggered!

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      Can I offer you a nice e** in these trying times?

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        an e** for an e**

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    omori sandwich

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    the fact that every single ingredient in the Chad sandwich is bad for your health…is more than a little ironic.

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      What’s so bad about super hot sauce?

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    Where are the thoughts and prayers on the left one?

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    No sandwich is complete without a picture of obama

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!

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        Gay Poop-on?

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        Fr*nch therefore colonialist and canceled

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      I get mine in bulk at Costco so I never run out

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    The Chadwich doesn’t even come with a side of guns. What is this weak beta shit.

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    Super accurate except for conservatives being able to handle hot sauce

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      Replace the hot sauce with 2lbs of piping hot, thick, white American Patriot mayonnaise

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        If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.

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        Mayo has eggs, which real American patriots are happy to not be able to afford if it’s good for the economy ™

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    Holy fuck, “le epic”? Jesus Christ, it’s 2010.

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    Holy fuck, the right really can’t meme

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      Thus why I saved it to my shitpost folder lol

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      Idk if my humor is just broken or something, but I thought this was funny even though it’s stupid. I’m a liberal tho

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        Their fixation on Obama after all those years is just embarrassing.
        And why should anyone put a photo in a sandwich?
        And why isn’t there one of Trump or Hitler in their own?
        This just misses so much consistency, that I can’t find the actual joke in it anymore.
        Butt maybe I’m just picky/pedantic…

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        I chuckled when i got to the picture of Obama. I’m borderline on whether this is a genuine rw meme or a parody it’s that over the top

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          Conservatives eat bald eagles in their sandwiches. I’m pretty sure it’s a parody.

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            it’s for the crunch dammit!

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          Maybe you’re right and it’s parody
          Sadly by now it’s really hard to differ…

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            The “American” one is super dumb as well.

            I’m this isn’t a right wing meme and it’s a more general meme poking fun at people that think these kind of memes (when done legitimately) mean anything.

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              Yeah that’s basically how I saw it as well and why I liked it.

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      To me it’s obviously sarcastic. It this is not the case, I fear I won’t ever be able to grasp the depth of the pit in which fell the conservative mind

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        Yeah, maybe I’m just taking it to serious
        But after all the stupid shit the right wing said, I’ve lost all trust in their ability for basic sarcasm

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          I just can’t engage because for some reason in righty’s mind, liberal == progressive. Like, for them also, fascism == communist. It’s just a complete failure to agree on basic, high school level definitions.

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    I wish the chads a very healthy heart attack…

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    Not enough spam… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

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    the maga one is also deep-fried

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